9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
These are ancient, true, but since human nature hasn't changed all that much since I wrote them they still apply. The point being that if you stick to these rules your father and mother will like you and you won't go to jail for stealing, perjury, or God forbid, killing someone. Simple stuff, but I'm proud of them. More later.
Be kind. Love, God